squidwurd: main goals when going to a friends house: -pet dog -avoid parent -don’t clog toilet

squidwurd: main goals when going to a friends house: -pet dog -avoid parent -don’t clog toilet

Awkwardshapes: Aweomse: What If The Voice Inside Your Head Is Your Soulmate’s Well Then My Soulmate Sure Is An Asshole

A Steady Blade, Balances The Soul

Randyliedtke: Baked Some Iphone Cookies To Trick Cops Into Pulling Me Over, Then I Just Take A Bite And Ask If Cookies Are Against The Law.

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Eenjolras: When You Accidentally Start Watching A Crime Show And Can’t Get Yourself To Switch The Channel Because Now You Wanna Know Who Fucking Did It

Joehillsthrills: Chrisroberson: Kerry Callen Explains What Happened Right Before That Iconic Moment On The Cover Of Action Comics #1. I Never Imagined

Gingerbrownies: Xmas Cat Logic.

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Edwardspoonhands: Lizziekeiper: Uniquenicci: I Wanna Do This With You Hmmmmmm I Wonder If I Could Use This To Create A Copy Of That Key And Break Into That House.

To My Sister

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