lnsomaniac: uniteed: Instead of calling girls thirsty, we should call them D Hydrated. The future is now

lnsomaniac: uniteed: Instead of calling girls thirsty, we should call them D Hydrated. The future is now

Pansexualprincess: Today At The Mall I Saw Some Boy Using A Vibrator To Massage His Face And I Silently Thanked The Lord For Camera Phones

Whitedad: When I Say Im Good At Something I Mean I Suck Slightly Less At It Than The Other Things I Suck At

Virenn: Whenever Someone Tells Me I’m Cool I Either Have A Huge Ego Boost Or I Think About All The Stupid Shit I’ve Ever Done Ever.

Cutely-Perverted: 女王

4Gifs: Bobcat Likes To Cuddle. [Video]

Mimimonlon: Just A Peek

Ashenhartkrietheoriginal: Officialannakendrick: If You Were Invisible, Would You Still Be Able To See With Your Eyes Closed?? This Fucking Text Post Just Started The Biggest Debate In My Maths Class Because I Read It Out Loud And We Have Come To The

Argentosgoblin: Fannywinkle: “Plop.” Too Good Not To Reblog

Brigwife: Kidouyuuto: How Did They Learn To Translate Languages Into Other Languages How Did They Know Which Words Meant What How Did Th English Person: Points At An Apple Apple French Person: Non C’est Une Fucking Pomme 800 Years Of War

In The United States:

Adventure

Kingchestnutsroastinonanopenfire: Cringepics: I Was Given This In A Bar Last Night On The One Hand I Like This Guy’s Style And Dedication But At The Same Time Oh My Gosh How Sad And Lonely Can You Get

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