spudsexuall: My boyfriend talks in his sleep and because he’s bilingual, he says some hilarious/weird/sometimes creepy shit. I ask him every morning if he remembers saying this stuff and he has no idea about any of it. Here are some of my favorites:

spudsexuall: My boyfriend talks in his sleep and because he’s bilingual, he says some hilarious/weird/sometimes creepy shit. I ask him every morning if he remembers saying this stuff and he has no idea about any of it. Here are some of my favorites:

Nitramaraho: Here Have A Vine Compilation That I Made And Enjoy I’m Not Late To The Party Or Anything

Ilpheion: Dont Play Like This I Was Gettin Ready To Kill Someone

Willygurl68: The Only Sign I’ll Take Directions From

Space-Mutt: @Amphibious-Polarbear

Fattyatomicmutant: Motherhenna: Me, Holding My Newborn Child: What Are Its Stats?? Class: Infantrace: Humanstrength: 0 Can Barely Support Own Headagility 0 Needs To Learn To Walkintelligence: 2, Understands That Crying Brings Food, Replacement Of Soiled

Zacharielaughingalonewithsalad: Don’t Come After Me Like This Oh My God

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Sulfursky: Acne Cream: “Apply Only To The Affected Areas”Me:

Friendshipismax: Thebuttkingpost: Dimetrodone: Its Not In The Human Range Of Hearing But This Is What It Sounds Like. Oh My Gooooood Thats So Cute!

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