tastefullyoffensive: This guy gets it. (via HarrisColten)

tastefullyoffensive: This guy gets it. (via HarrisColten)

Skammmed:fun Fact: My Parents Got Married On April Fools Day So When I Was 7 I Tried To Be Funny And I Made Them An Anniversary Card That Said ‘Your Marriage Is A Joke’ And My Mom Cried

Bettsplendens: Thelogicalghost: I Don’t Care Why, This Is Hysterical. This Is The Best Kind Of Prank. No Scares, No Injury, No Property Damage, Just Confuse The Hell Out Of Someone.

Kirrys:the Million Dollar Question!

Iamnotamuffin: The Real Food Discourse Is Over Whether You Like Those Cordial Cherry Things Or Not

Konkeydongcountry: Doktorpeace: Spitblaze: While Im On The Subject: Why Do All Of The Most Peddled ‘Nerd Shirts’ Seem To Be Mashing Two Entirely Unrelated ‘Nerd Culture’ Things Together. I Once Saw A Legend Of Zelda/Back To The Future Shirt.

Captcreate: You Will Continue

Markiplier: Jiminy-Krispies: Suave~ (X) Holy Fuck I’m So Handsome And Talented

Awwww-Cute: This Is How The Cat Lets Us Know The Dog Is Out Of Water (Source: Http://Ift.tt/2Klg0Zy)

Markiplier: Hufflepufftrax: Why Is It Every Time I See Mark Take Photos Of Himself In High Places I’m Reminded Of This? How Dare U

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2Srooky: Beach-Bummer-Jellyfish: Ok Don’t Get Me Wrong The ‘Salt And Pepper Diner’ Bit Is Hysterical, But John Mulaney Has So Many More Hilarious Stories That No One Seems To Talk About: •The Party At The House Of The Teacher That Everyone Hated

Duoachievement:so Burnie Was On It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia Tonight And Has Anyone Checked On Michael And Geoff Yet

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