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Obscenely Average

Snoopingasusualisee: Vimeofreezeframe: Feet In The Sand (Taken With Cinemagram)

Rae723:First Person Perspective

Freakorama5: @Flemishdog And I Were Playing Rick &Amp;Amp; Morty Virtual Rickality… And This Is An Item In It. Blepis.

Hey Can I Get A Fuckin

Noa89: Day19: Nudibranch Blue Dragon Tut Thank You To Those Who Wished My Cat Well! He’s Being Taken Care Of At The Vet Over The Weekend.

Things I Still Find Funny

Norvicensiandoran: Stephendann: Pragnificent: The-Damn-Internet-Ruined-My-Life: Fedorabro: Petilill: Asexual Laughter Homosexual Laughter Bisexual Considerate Muttering *Genderqueer Requesting Clarification As To What Is Meant By ‘Opposite

Shelloslug: My Only Favorite Thriller/Horror Movie Has Had Shockwave Hidden In It The Whole Time And I Never Even Knew It

Varied-Art-Reblogger: Robotlyra: Creaturecomplexcosplay: This Is The End These Are Fresh As Fuck I Would Be Terrified If These Were In My House. That Is How Well Made These Are ;3;

Lizardlingo:this Is How I Feel Every Time

Olimar:i Joined A Quickplay Game And A Dude Playing As Junkrat With Hayseed’s Skin Goes “Is Anyone Else Drinkin Water Right Now” And I Went “I’m Drinkin Coke” And He Goes “What Kinda Coke, Coke Zero, Diet Coke, What” And I Went “Just

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