orlandobloomers: wolfman-murphy: orlandobloomers: STEP 1) GET THAT $$STEP 2) SPEND THAT $$ STEP 3) OWN 2 MUCH STUFFSTEP 4) PUT IT IN A PILESTEP 5) RELAX r u a dragon? STEP 6) DRAGON

orlandobloomers: wolfman-murphy: orlandobloomers: STEP 1) GET THAT $$STEP 2) SPEND THAT $$ STEP 3) OWN 2 MUCH STUFFSTEP 4) PUT IT IN A PILESTEP 5) RELAX r u a dragon? STEP 6) DRAGON

D-D-Dangerous: Fieldbears: End0Skeletal: Collected From The Egyptian Desert In March Of 1846, The Helix Desertorum Specimen Was Sent To The British Museum, Where Scientists Thought It Had Expired In Transit. It Was Glued To A Cardboard Display

Grifinity:a Pony Doodle 4 My Bf

Lightskinprivilege: Casualscum: This Is Literally The Funniest Tweet Ive Ever Read In My Life I Bet Money That The Woman Was A Baby Boomer

Theanishimori: Talk-Nerdy-To-Me-Thyla: Darthsarcom: Talk-Nerdy-To-Me-Thyla: I Love The Classic Trek Beeping Ship Noises, They Made Me Happy That Is Exactly What This Shit Is There To Do. It Makes You All Happy So You Don’t Notice All The Glaring

Gokuma: Jdlaclede: Loganmcowen: I’m Honestly Quite Proud Of This Status. Slay Em Lewis I Had No Idea Who Or What “Fit Bird” Is Until Now (But I Like My Initial Mental Image Better)

Charamells: She’s My Favorite

Terranghost

Officialleoneabbacchio: Lazulisong: Puu What The Fuck Is That Cat Coming For My Immortal Soul Or What This Is An Exceptionally Powerful Pair Of Creatures

Official Scotch Tape

Papayapanda: Thepraxianweasleygeek: Protip For If You’re Alone And Find Yourself Getting Jumpy Because ‘Oh Shit This Feels Like The Start Of A Scene From A Horror Movie’: Do Something That A Director Of A Horror Movie Would Never Put In A Final

Silver Tongue

Xandertarbert: Acoolguy: Police: We Have You Surrounded. There’s Nowhere To Run. Put Your Hands In The Air Slowly Me: …………Kaaaaaaaaaaaaa………Meeeeeeeeeee……… Police: Oh Fuck! All Units Retreat!!! Retreat!!!!!!

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