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artykyn: prideling: gunvolt: im going to have a stroke Instead try…Person A: You know… the thingPerson B: The “thing”?Person A: Yeah, the thing with the little-! *mutters under their breath* Como es que se llama esa mierda… THE FISHING ROD

artykyn: prideling: gunvolt: im going to have a stroke Instead try…Person A: You know… the thingPerson B: The “thing”?Person A: Yeah, the thing with the little-! *mutters under their breath* Como es que se llama esa mierda… THE FISHING ROD

artykyn: prideling:  gunvolt: im going to have a stroke Instead try…Person A: You

Gumbubbles: Honestly I Find People Who Dont Cry So Surreal.. Theyll Be There Like “I Havent Cried Since The Cold Winter Of 1845 When Mother Was Dying Of Scarlet Fever And Our Crops Were Failing” Yet Here I Am, Sobbing On The Regular. My Day Isn’t

Gumbubbles: Honestly I Find People Who Dont Cry So Surreal.. Theyll Be There Like “I

Randomlittlespark: Whatever-Peasant: Fun Fact If You Talk To Me Past Midnight I Get Real Personal And It’s Weird 12:00Am- Oh I Man I Love Cheese Pizza Too!12:01Am- I Killed A Man Once

Randomlittlespark:  Whatever-Peasant:  Fun Fact If You Talk To Me Past Midnight I

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Prophunt.jpg

Pipistrellus: Goddamnshinyrock: V-Diggety: Did U Guys Know, That The Way Stores Get The Balloons Off Of The Ceiling Is With Another Balloon, W Tape On The Top??? And They Just Dont Cut The String So It’s Like Super Long And U Gotta Aim It Right N

Pipistrellus: Goddamnshinyrock:   V-Diggety:  Did U Guys Know, That The Way Stores

Silver Tongue

Silver Tongue

Leadhoovesies: Triforceofdoom: Mittensmcgee: Samthor: Transgirljupiter: Armeleia: Pomegranateandivy: Screamingnorth: Gunmetalskies: Here’s A “Life-Hack” For You.apparently Concentrated Kool-Aid Can Be Used As A Pretty Effective Leather Dye.i

Leadhoovesies: Triforceofdoom:  Mittensmcgee:  Samthor:  Transgirljupiter:  Armeleia:

Pondwitch: N64S: Burger King Song We Used To Crowd Around The Coal-Powered Macintosh And Wait Two Hours For The Aol Pigeons To Deliver All 94 Kb Of The Funny Burger King Song

Pondwitch: N64S:   Burger King Song   We Used To Crowd Around The Coal-Powered Macintosh

Keeper-6709:

Keeper-6709:

Foeyedcurls: Mer-Squared: Clientsfromhell: Me: “How Can I Help You Today, Ma'am?”Client: “Is E-Mail Internet”?Me: “I Beg Your Pardon?”Client: “Is E-Mail On The Internet? I Have No Internet, Can I Still Read My E-Mail?”Me: “Well Yes,

Foeyedcurls:  Mer-Squared:  Clientsfromhell:  Me: “How Can I Help You Today, Ma'am?”Client:

Sodomymcscurvylegs: “People Are Naturally Lazy And Will Never Do Any Kind Of Work For Free.” Minecraft Players:

Sodomymcscurvylegs:  “People Are Naturally Lazy And Will Never Do Any Kind Of Work

Happier Than A Clam

Happier Than A Clam

Judgejamesaaron: This Guy

Judgejamesaaron: This Guy

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