gumbubbles: honestly i find people who dont cry so surreal.. theyll be there like “i havent cried since the cold winter of 1845 when mother was dying of scarlet fever and our crops were failing” yet here I am, sobbing on the regular. My day isn’t

gumbubbles: honestly i find people who dont cry so surreal.. theyll be there like “i havent cried since the cold winter of 1845 when mother was dying of scarlet fever and our crops were failing” yet here I am, sobbing on the regular. My day isn’t

Randomlittlespark: Whatever-Peasant: Fun Fact If You Talk To Me Past Midnight I Get Real Personal And It’s Weird 12:00Am- Oh I Man I Love Cheese Pizza Too!12:01Am- I Killed A Man Once

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Pipistrellus: Goddamnshinyrock: V-Diggety: Did U Guys Know, That The Way Stores Get The Balloons Off Of The Ceiling Is With Another Balloon, W Tape On The Top??? And They Just Dont Cut The String So It’s Like Super Long And U Gotta Aim It Right N

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Leadhoovesies: Triforceofdoom: Mittensmcgee: Samthor: Transgirljupiter: Armeleia: Pomegranateandivy: Screamingnorth: Gunmetalskies: Here’s A “Life-Hack” For You.apparently Concentrated Kool-Aid Can Be Used As A Pretty Effective Leather Dye.i

Pondwitch: N64S: Burger King Song We Used To Crowd Around The Coal-Powered Macintosh And Wait Two Hours For The Aol Pigeons To Deliver All 94 Kb Of The Funny Burger King Song

Keeper-6709:

Foeyedcurls: Mer-Squared: Clientsfromhell: Me: “How Can I Help You Today, Ma'am?”Client: “Is E-Mail Internet”?Me: “I Beg Your Pardon?”Client: “Is E-Mail On The Internet? I Have No Internet, Can I Still Read My E-Mail?”Me: “Well Yes,

Sodomymcscurvylegs: “People Are Naturally Lazy And Will Never Do Any Kind Of Work For Free.” Minecraft Players:

Happier Than A Clam

Judgejamesaaron: This Guy

Friend-San: Canape-Official: Yesterday I Woke Up In Such A Cranky Mood I Straight Up Unplugged The Clock Instead Of Shutting Off The Alarm This Is Mood

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