pipistrellus: goddamnshinyrock: v-diggety: did U GUYS KNOW, that the way stores get the balloons off of the ceiling is with ANOTHER balloon, w tape on the top??? and they just dont cut the string so it’s like super long and u gotta aim it right n

pipistrellus: goddamnshinyrock: v-diggety: did U GUYS KNOW, that the way stores get the balloons off of the ceiling is with ANOTHER balloon, w tape on the top??? and they just dont cut the string so it’s like super long and u gotta aim it right n

Silver Tongue

Leadhoovesies: Triforceofdoom: Mittensmcgee: Samthor: Transgirljupiter: Armeleia: Pomegranateandivy: Screamingnorth: Gunmetalskies: Here’s A “Life-Hack” For You.apparently Concentrated Kool-Aid Can Be Used As A Pretty Effective Leather Dye.i

Pondwitch: N64S: Burger King Song We Used To Crowd Around The Coal-Powered Macintosh And Wait Two Hours For The Aol Pigeons To Deliver All 94 Kb Of The Funny Burger King Song

Keeper-6709:

Foeyedcurls: Mer-Squared: Clientsfromhell: Me: “How Can I Help You Today, Ma'am?”Client: “Is E-Mail Internet”?Me: “I Beg Your Pardon?”Client: “Is E-Mail On The Internet? I Have No Internet, Can I Still Read My E-Mail?”Me: “Well Yes,

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Happier Than A Clam

Judgejamesaaron: This Guy

Friend-San: Canape-Official: Yesterday I Woke Up In Such A Cranky Mood I Straight Up Unplugged The Clock Instead Of Shutting Off The Alarm This Is Mood

Golfgalaxy: I’m On My Worst Behavior…

Heathen, I'm In Your Psyche!

Standard-Dingo: Wood

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