just-shower-thoughts: Since surnames were derived from professions, the number of “Smiths” in existence tells us which job was guaranteed to get you laid.

just-shower-thoughts: Since surnames were derived from professions, the number of “Smiths” in existence tells us which job was guaranteed to get you laid.

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