celticpyro: you-wear-a-jacket: This is literally the cutest lizard to ever grace my bathroom floor He sounds like a little squeaky toy!

celticpyro: you-wear-a-jacket: This is literally the cutest lizard to ever grace my bathroom floor He sounds like a little squeaky toy!

Itsalwaysunnyontv: Me At A Fast Food Place: Oh The Prices Have Gone Up Server: Oh Yeah Sorry About That Like It’s Management I Can’t Do Anything About- Me:

Komorebitown: Isabelle Is So Cuteeee

Blackamydunne: Soshesawildflowerxo: Don’t Get Me Wrong, Sex Is Great, But I Would Rather Spend The Night Learning Everything About You And Hearing Every Story You Have. To Me, That’s Far More Intimate. Get This Geek Ass Shit Off My Dashboard This

Moonside-Tim: Sparksd2145: Brian Kane Hacked This Into The Funniest Thing I Have Seen In A While. I Have Reblogged This Before But Have I Mentioned That I Love How It Opens Its Mouth When It Makes That Tone That Signifies That It’s Ready For Use?

Abyssalcorvid: Wackd: Neonthebright: Thefingerfuckingfemalefury: The-Mighty-Upside-Down-Pyramid: I Will Continue To Call The Creature “Frankenstein” And No Force In Heaven Or Earth Will Impede That. I Also Laughed At Him Totally Deliberately

Wattpadfic: U Know That Feeling When Someone Throws U Something And U Catch It Really Well Like W One Hand Or U Save It From Nearly Dropping Or U Caught It From A Massive Distance? And Everyone Around U Lights Up Like Yoooo!! Good Catch!!!! Nice!!!! ?

Sauntervaguelydownward: Showerthoughtsofficial: When Medication Says “Do Not Operate Heavy Machinery” They’re Probably Mainly Referring To Cars, But My Mind Always Goes To Forklift. It Has Honestly Never Occurred To Me That This Warning Was About

Itskarmalone: Rururaptor: Thorins-Treefort: Sixpenceee: Climbing Skeletons Make One Creepy Halloween Decoration! The Skeleton War The Skeleton Army Looking For Hostages It’s A Draft

Glutko:imagine If You Had No Idea What Metal Gear Solid Was And You Had To Identify Big Boss, The Boss, Venom Snake, Solid Snake, Liquid Snake, Solidus Snake, Old Snake, And Naked Snake

Elksy: Im So Glad Lfr Is Back

The-Pigeon-Queen:trying To De-Stress With Another ‘Dumb Stuff I Did In Fallout’ Comic

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