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With Great Power, Comes Great Procrastination

Parentless-Suggestions:your Kid Shouldn’t Be Relieved To Know You’re Not Home. Your Kid Shouldn’t Have To Double Lock All Of Their Stuff Up Because They’re Scared You Might Go Through It. Your Kid Shouldn’t Have To Think “Here Comes The Screaming”

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Soggywarmpockets: Tonight I May Have Had An Encounter With The Smoothest Human Being On Earth. As Many Of You Know I Work As An Actor In A Haunted House. This Is A Fun Job For Many Reasons, But Witnessing People’s Reactions To Being Scared Is By Far

Did-You-Kno:there’s A Grammar Rule That Native English Speakers Follow Without Even Realizing It. When Describing Something In Detail, Adjectives Are Listed In This Order: Opinion, Size, Age, Shape, Color, Origin, Material, Purpose. So, While

The-Unidentified-Black-Male: Iztac-Coatl: Thetrippytrip: When You Come Back Woke Good For This White Girl There Is Actually A Lot Of Us Serving Who Feel This Way, But Aren’t Allowed To Speak On It While Still In!

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