Funny Shit I’ve Heard Today

Funny Shit I’ve Heard Today

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Odinsblog: Thoughts And Prayers™ Can’t Protect School Children Against An Ar-15. Thoughts And Prayers™ Are A Cruel Insult When Congress Has The Power To Actually Do Something, But Refuses To Act Because Of Republicans And The Nra

Nebulaleaf: Chongoblog: Last Night I Learned That The Girl Is Cuddling With A Mannequin In The “What The Fuck Is This Allowed” Vine, And Its Fuckin Me Up. Wait What

Limbovulture: No Point In Following Me Anymore, This Is A Funny As I’m Gunna Get

With Great Power, Comes Great Procrastination

L-Nobby-L: Helloitsbees: Hypersexualsportswear: Schrödinger’s Vaguepost This Is The Twitter Equivalent Of The Sound Of A Gun Cocking In An Unlit Parking Garage

Android-Green: Bitchboi-Naughty: Powerburial: This Is Arcane Knowledge That The Human Mind Cant Comprehend Honestly What The Fuck Does This Mean “Don’t Stress Yourselves Out About It, But Don’t Ignore The Situation”

Psychicpumpkinpi: Yo-Its-Matt: Druminor: Thesylverlining: Coolgirl: This Is The Worst Thing I’ve Ever Read I Thought T Was Like A Phoenix Thing Not That He Died Forever Every Fandom I’ve Ever Been In Has Had Like, This One Piece Of Information

Thehalret: What I Wanna Know Is Where’s The Keycard?

Probably Procrastinating

Gudroo: Maxiesatanofficial: You Ever Think About The Kind Of Guy Who Makes A Cursed Amulet? Like, “Ooh Hoo Hoo, Whoever Puts This On Is Gonna Have A Nasty Surprise!” Get A Real Hobby.

Frontlineninja: Egberts: Middy-Draws: Egberts: Everyone In The Household Uses A Different Color Marker To Write On The Kitchen Whiteboard But Who Were They Calling A Cat Her Allegedly

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