pyomorphic: person about to invent hummus: man fuck these chickpeas *beats the shit out of them*

pyomorphic: person about to invent hummus: man fuck these chickpeas beats the shit out of them

Theladyinquisitors: Lordstark: “Nasa Gone Rogue” Sounds Like They’re Stealing Rockets And Going To The Moon Illegally Or Something But Nope, “Rogue” These Days Is A Word That Means “Posting Real Climate Change Facts That Your President

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Sweetsicks: Sweetsicks: Sweetsicks: [Extends My Fist Out To You. Something Is Enclosed Within My Hand] :) [Opens My Palm]

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Mageknight14: Puyo-Puyo-Tetris: Puyo-Puyo-Tetris: I Just Had A Really Bad Idea Gimme A Sec Hey Op, Turn On Your Location, I Just Wanna Talk

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Soulgemora: Howlingdawn: Ellenripleys: Peter Parker And Ned Leeds In Avengers: Infinity War (2018) Can We All Appreciate That Ned Had Exactly One (1) Line In This Entire Movie, And It Was Both Utterly Iconic And Entirely Too Correct The Little “Gasps

Sonnet20: The-Arachnocommunist: Paekistan: What She Says: I’m Fine What She Means: Gandhi Was A Racist, Misogynist, Sexist Who Said That The Rape Of A Woman Was Her Own Fault. He Slept With Naked Underage Girls To Test His Celibacy And Degraded Them

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Tinyrats: Gorillaz Are Fucking Crazy Cuz Theyre Just Like These Fucking British Vocaloids And Theyre An Established Enough Presence That They Can Just Be Like “Ello Jack Black? Ello Grace Jones? U Fancy Bein In Our Song? That We’re Going To Post

Emeraldstarlight:starlight For Pride Month!