despazito:they need to put cocaine back in coca cola so people will invent shit like this again

despazito:they need to put cocaine back in coca cola so people will invent shit like this again

Justanothersong:guerrillatech:fun Fact: Celebrity Blind Blogs Are Saying The Reason He’s Picking Up So Much Voice Work Is That He’s Unvaxxed And Can’t Get Work On Set.

Warcrimesimulator:every Time I Hear About Something From California It&Amp;Rsquo;S Always The Worst Thing I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Ever Heard

Googleme420:

Blondebrainpower:a Spectacular Sight 1225M (4019 Ft) Beneath The Waves Off Baja California As Evnautilus Encounter The Amazing Halitrephes Maasi Jelly.

Girlfictions:

Daintydot:

Tikkunolamorgtfo:imjusthereforbatfam:demigoddessqueens:a Booked And Busy King!! @Hushlittlewing I Laughed So Hard At This I Hurt My Lung 🥲I Had The Exact Same Thought, And I Was Like “I Know He’s Not A Girl, But Tbh He Deserves It.”

Orriculum:&Amp;Ldquo;Nobody Wants To Work Anymore!!!! &Amp;Gt;:(&Amp;Rdquo;So Far, Jobs I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Applied To Have Lied To Me About:- Where The Job Was. The Posting Listed A Town A Few Minutes Away From Me, But The Interviewer Said I Needed To Commute To Nyc 5 Days

Everythingfox:slurp Slurp

Highly-Radioactive-Nerd: Caffeinatedstarship: Caffeinatedstarship: There Is A Lot Of Unintentional Humor Created By The Fact That The Characters In “Dracula” Do Not Know That They Are Characters In “Dracula.” “The People In The Village

Himbofisher:

Thebeautifulspinster:uchanda: Therapist: How Was Your Week? Me: Mm.. I Can’t Remember Therapist: What Are You Thinking Right Now?Me: Mm.. I Don’t Know

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