that-beetle-bitch: typhlonectes: Congratulations. it’s funny cause EVERY SINGLE time I see this, I’ve been scrolling for 30 seconds tops

that-beetle-bitch: typhlonectes: Congratulations. it’s funny cause EVERY SINGLE time I see this, I’ve been scrolling for 30 seconds tops

Afloweroutofstone:zoobus:if You’ve Rented A Car From Hertz, There Could Be A Warrant Out For Your Arresthertz Files An Average Of 3,365 Police Reports About Stolen Vehicles Involving Its Customers Each Year. That Means Over The Past Seven Years, Theft

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Ratsilk:funnytwittertweets:my Therapist Told Me This Specifically. She Said “If You Find Yourself Thinking And Dwelling On Negative Things When You Are Trying To Sleep, Tell Yourself Over And Over ‘You Are Not Allowed To Think Of This Until Lunchtime

Jedifish81:

Stepdadjesus:bismuthcladbattleship:musicprincess655: Doughfox: Exhausted-Trashgoddex: When It Takes You A While To Process What Someone Is Saying And You Realize They Asked You A Question I Cannot Fucking Believe I Am Drunk, Past Midnight, And Tumblr

Mytearsrricochet:no More Complaining About Gas Prices. There Is A Solution

Witchtaunter:commission For Bramblesnap

Monwinvo:bedtime Story.short Story By Jeffery Whitmore! Wanted To Make This Into A Comic For A While :] Just In A Girl Boss Sorta Mood Hehe

Bondsmagii:bondsmagii:something I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Think People Appreciate Enough About Reddit Is The Sheer Dedication Tens Of Thousands Of People Can Have To A Good Jokefor Example

Markwateneymemorialcrater:the-Fbi-Agent-In-Your-Phone:the Eradication Of Adobe Flash Dress-Up Games Directly Led To The Creation Of Nft&Amp;Rsquo;S.sure. I’ll Incorporate That Into My World View

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