cryptid-corpse:Reblog if you wish you had little fangs and could bite people.

cryptid-corpse:Reblog if you wish you had little fangs and could bite people.

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That-Weird-Art-Girl:pogasm:always Get The Itemized List, Babes. Always. Not Just For Medical Either. Ever Got Smacked With A Huge Ass Fee For &Amp;Ldquo;Damages&Amp;Rdquo; When You Move Out Of An Apartment That Not Just Eats Your Security Deposit But Tries To

Alaija:demigirldemigoddess:gay-Irl: Gay_Irl

Randomslasher:flightsofwonder:flightsofwonder:being An Adult Is Just Saying To Yourself “This Is The Weekend I’ll Clean My [X]” And Then Proceeding To Not Do That Because It’s The Weekend And You Deserve To Relax, Goddamnit Why Does This Have

Punkrorschach:captain-Price-Officially:yepthis Doesn’t Just Block Nonbinary People It Blocks Anyone Who Doesn’t Provide That Personal Information To Google. It’s A Direct Punishment For Trying To Remain At All Anonymous Or Private. One Might Ask

Fernlom:spookymooks:tf2Chainz:fedex Trying To Say My Package Will Be Here By The End Of The Day When The Package Is Still Like 4 States Away. That Driver Must Be Doing Like 150 All The Way Here I Scrolled Past Then I Though “Wait That’s Funny”

Chiribomb-Deactivated20220820:Closet-Keys:i Was Watching Shrek 2 And My Wife And I Were Reflecting On How Much Transmisogyny Was In It As Jokes (E.g. “Gender Confused Wolf” “Ugly Step Sister” “Women’s Underwear” Etc.) And It’s So Extremely

Mewzaque:dude How Could You Not Include The Horse Drawn Horse Drawn Carriages

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Mrspider-Deactivated20221213:I Wanted To Be Friends W All Them As A Kid And Idk What That Means About Me

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