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Modogoblin:seppukku:oh World Wide Web We&Amp;Rsquo;Re Really In It Now

Kayo-Min:-Kayomin

Dragonballwish:im Yelling 😭😭

Ayeforscotland:the Onion’s Journalism Is The Only Journalism That Matters. Holy Fuck.

Afloweroutofstone:someone Pointed Out That Tennessee, Which Is In The Process Of Banning Drag Shows Anywhere That A Child Might Be Present In Order To Give “Confidence To Parents That They Can Take Their Kids To A Public Or Private Show And Will Not

Memorycycle:catasters:umm Can You Peel This For Me?

Danwithouttheplan:my 2D Girlfriend Jpegged Me Last Night

Bernard-Jackson:

Tsunflowers:tsunflowers:which Of These Abysmal Glops From The Midwestern United States Would You Deign To Consumesnickers Salad (Snickers Bars, Granny Smith Apples, Cool Whip/Whipped Cream)7Up Jello Salad (7Up, Cream Cheese, Cool Whip, Pineapple)Red Hot

Avatarbanaartjie:Gets You

Ironedorchid:chaumas-Deactivated20230115:Chaumas-Deactivated20230115:The Worst Part About Cardio Is The Laundry “Ancient Greeks Exercised Naked For Spiritual Or Sexual Reasons” No They Exercised Naked Because They Didn’t Own Automatic Washing Machines

Ajthebumblebee:ajthebumblebee:this Seems To Be What I&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Learned.

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