I seem to have the inate ability to drunk text without getting drunk yay :(

I seem to have the inate ability to drunk text without getting drunk yay :(

Eziocauthon89: Inoticeyoureanerdfighter: Are You Kidding Me Rn The Fact That There Are No Blog Names That Repeat In This Image Is A True Testament.i’m Not Sure What It’s A Testament To, But It Is.

Sean-Codyvevo: Flowersatleast-Blog: Just Because I’m Gay… Finally Someone Dismisses These Awful Gay Stereotypes

Mxcleod: Hatagay:Puts Octopus On Head Aesthetic I Am So Fucking Done With All These Fucking Aesthetic Posts What The Actual Fuck There Better Not Be Any God Damn Person With A Fucking Piece Of Shit Octopus On Their Head When I Scroll Down Bc If There

I Wonder What Scabs Smell Like?

Ray-Winters-Sings: Hey Canadians Have Fun At School Tomorrow Hey Americans Have Fun Paying Your Health Care Stop Guys We’re Friends Remember Children, Behave Else Mother Shall Have To Give The Pair Of You A Bollocking. You Couldn’t Beat

Hotbandimaginesandsmut: Gandalph: Livvefast:ditch-Able-Prom-Date: Thetableistryingtoeatme: Shout Out To All The Religious Kids Who Keep Their Beliefs To Themselves In The Middle Of Science Class. Shout Out Also To The Atheists Who Don’t Shit

Don't Get Your Hopes Up

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Infinite: Do You Ever Just All Of A Sudden Feel Really Alone

221Boners: Whisperintoass: Muffy Is Such A Virgin She’s 8

Heart:dreamliveloveproductions:heart: It’s 12Am, I’m Hungry, And I Have Pizza In My Fridge. You Know What That Means You’re Gonna Smother It On Your Body And Sacrifice Yourself To The Pizza God You Know Me Too Well

Taketheleadneverfollow: This Is A Puppy It’s Not Even A Full-Grown Dog And It Understands “No” It Is Not Even A Year Old And You’re Telling Me Teenage Boys And Men Can’t Understand The Concept Of “No.” That Is Bullshit.

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