flowurrry:i need one of those hugs where i can bury my head in someone’s chest and stay like that for several minutes

flowurrry:i need one of those hugs where i can bury my head in someone’s chest and stay like that for several minutes

Iamjohnegberttheheirofbreath: Beck Was A Real Friend

Insideageniusmind: I Always See Stuff In The Store That Reminds Me Of Someone And I Wanna Buy It For Them But Random Gifts Are So Unrequited And Kinda Creepy So I Don’t

Popiscle: I’m Going To Name My First Son Alfie And When Someone Asks “Oh Is That Short For Alfred?” I’m Going To Say No It’s Short For Alfredo Sauce

Head Over Heels, Babe

Toocooltobehipster: This Is Old But I Never Saw It Posted On Tumblr

Weloveshortvideos: Gave Him Allergy Pills And I Told Him It Was Molly And He Fake High The Brain Is In Control And You Tricked His Good Job

Insideageniusmind: Buttercup—Cumbersnatch: Real-Faker: Virginmarx: Zebablah: Television History I’ve Been Trying To Explain This Sketch To People For Years There Is Literally No Way To Explain This Sketch It’s Just A Thing You Have To See

Superchalmers:fanfictionaddict13: Cyclopette: Superchalmers: Superchalmers: Why Did Egyptians Shave Their Heads Regularly To Be More Pharohdynamic Actually It Was Because They Didn’t Want To Get Ticks And Fleas Because You Know “I’m Royal

Just-Shower-Thoughts: A Group Of Starfish Should Be Called A Constellation

Lavished In Lust

Fuckyeavanity:team-Joebama: Fuzzy-Purple-Lights: Team-Joebama: I Just Watched This Five Times In A Row The Kid Doing The Obama Impersonation (Cameron) Is Literally Our Senior Class President. He Won By Doing His Entire Speech In Obama’s Voice I Shit

Luvablemonsterrr:storytellerluna: Docislegend: Deathbydeadlifts: Damn Solid Words And The Potatoes Don’t Understand Why The Eggs Aren’t Reacting The Same Way They Are ^^^^ Last Comment!

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