popiscle: I’m going to name my first son Alfie and when someone asks “oh is that short for Alfred?” i’m going to say no it’s short for Alfredo Sauce

popiscle: I’m going to name my first son Alfie and when someone asks “oh is that short for Alfred?” i’m going to say no it’s short for Alfredo Sauce

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