billycraplan: me: [on first date] so…….. do u want to watch 49.7 hours of parks and recreation with me

billycraplan: me: [on first date] so…….. do u want to watch 49.7 hours of parks and recreation with me

Codeinescup:please Don’t Ever Underestimate My Ability To Act Like I Never Met You.

Thequeermisfit: Me: Gets Anxious Me: Chill Me: Gets Jealous Me: Chill Me: Overthinks Me: Chill Me: Gets Clingy Me: Chill Chill

Trxye-And-Txlly: Tomibunny: Macdoesit: This Is How I Celebrate Marriage Equality Send This To Your Crush With No Context I’m Actually Crying

Fpunny: “Why Be Straight And Cis When You Can Be- The Lgbt Movement Has Spent Years Trying To Convince People It Isnt A Choice Shut Up

Berandomness

Doctor979: Holy-Crap-Someone-Finally: Percychekov: Can We Talk About The Fact That Taylor Swift Dragged Her Fans To Court, Made The Bees Disappear, Took Out Archduke Ferdinand And Plunged The World Into World War I? She Did?? No! But Are We Just

Adampacmanjones:nigeah: He Stuttered “H-Hhh-Hh-How Are You Doing?” I Would Do The Same

Ladyhistory: 6 Year Old Me: Screams Dinosaurs25+ Year Old Me: Screams Dinosaurs

Suprchnk: This Belongs In The Smithsonian

Officialwhitegirls: Fake-Ketchup: Why Don’t Astronauts Just Visit The Sun At Night? Um Obviously Because It Will Be Too Dark To See Anything, There’s No Point, Also Because The Sun Is Trying To Sleep We Wouldn’t Want To Disturb It Oh Dear Yall

Deep-Sexts

Sluttynuggets: Sluttynuggets: Im Sorry My English Isn’t Very Good English Is My First Language But Im Still Not Good At It