amospoe: “If I ever had twins, I’d use one for parts.”– Steven Wright(photos: janos stekovics)

amospoe: “If I ever had twins, I’d use one for parts.”– Steven Wright(photos: janos stekovics)

Sexanax: Doing Risky Shit Because You Lowkey Wanna Die

Let’s Play True Or False. Leave A Message In My Ask, And I’ll Answer It With A True Or False.

Theatomicboom: The Purge Is Such A Goddamn Weird Concept, Like They Honestly Expect Me To Believe Once Theres No Rules For 24 Hours All Yall Go Fucking Insane And Pillage And Murder Everyone In Sight? Is Having That Stuff Illegal Literally The Only

Ugly-Bread: Scar-The-Cat: I Guess Now We Won’t Find Out Which State Is The Most Homophobic It’s Still Texas. Pretty Sure Its Alabama

Aaronjohnnson: Lowkey Want A Hug Highkey Want To Get Hit By A Bus

Like-Drizzle-And-Hurricanes: How

Quotes &Amp; Poems

Geromykyle: Do U Ever Just Remember Your Friends Have Genitals And Get Weirded Out For A Second

Thisclockworkheart: Finchois: Countries Where Gay Marriage Is Legal Nationwide. Because It’s One Thing To Know This Mentally, It’s Another Thing To See It Visually Represented. I Needed This.

Secretvideogamesecret: Wow

Sevsings: Vinesnow: When Your Power Is Out - More Vines I Learned So Much In 6 Seconds Wtf Lol

Microsoftbob: Microsoftbob: When Boys Hold U By Yr Waist And Make You Feel Tiny When You Kiss Boys And You Can Feel Their Stubble Freckles On Boy Body Hair On Boy Spooning With Boys When Boys Get Hard While Spooning And You Can Feel It And Its Really

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