Quotes & Poems

Quotes & Poems

Scottymouth: Okay, I’ll Take Your Pokémon For A Few Seconds, Then.thank You For Waiting, We’ve Restored Your Pokémon To Full Health. We Hope To See You Again!

Just-Shower-Thoughts: When You’re Over At A Couple’s Place, There’s Almost A 100% Chance They’ve Had Sex On The Couch They Expect You To Sit On.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Video Game Monsters Always Carry Gold Because That’s What The Villain Paid Them To Kill You.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Pimp My Ride Was The Weirdest Charity Program In History

Whitehouse: President Obama Answered A Question Today From A Reporter On Whether Last Week Was “His Best Week” In Light Of The Supreme Court Decisions On Marriage Equality And The Affordable Care Act, Major Progress On His Trade Agenda, And His Eulogy

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Hoshido-Princess: Save This Child

Sammywinchesterscock:british Television At Its Finest

Namingthelabrats: He Loves Me Not. By Thechildrensang

Reasons

Tops Please Interact

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