iswearimnotnaked: when ur eating food and your pet starts being nice

iswearimnotnaked: when ur eating food and your pet starts being nice

Me Sometimes

Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuurdock: Friend: Sdtop.. Talkign About Superheroes,,Me:

Thatsthat24: Scribblesbymikkimoo: What Time Is It?Story Time!(Fan Art For The Guy Who Makes Us Laugh At Work :D Thanks For The Giggles Thatsthat24) Love This So Much!!!!! Thank You For This!!!!

Egberts: Goes To A Party And Awkwardly Follows Freind Around The Entire Time

Succeeding: Where Do I Sign Up

Vvittyurl: I Once Made A Text Post That Got 33 Notes Maybe You Should Think Before You Talk To Me That Way

Being In Your Twenties

Kobayashimarooned:don’t Stay Up Late On Sleepovers With Me I Get Really Philosophical And Gay

Kristenwiigdaily:pandoralily:imagine Michael Cera As Christian Grey

Tetsuroishigaki: Tetsuroishigaki: According To The Law Of Conservation Of Mass, Matter Can Neither Be Created Nor Destroyed. This Means That All Atoms Are Recycled Over Time. Which In Turn Means That Our Own Atoms Are Ancient As Well. One’s Skin Could

Reasons Im A 70 Yr Old Man:

Cantcolonizethispussy:softwhorecore: Cantcolonizethispussy: Potatoes Are Actually My Unproblematic Fave But They Were The Cause Of A Famine I Can’t Believe U Just Pulled Receipts On Potatoes

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