Quotes & Poems

Quotes & Poems

If You Read This Then You Are A Cutie.

Selenesurvivalgoddess: Cook Your Meals And Charge Your Gadgets Using Only Sticks And Twigs With The Biolite Wood-Burning Campstove. This Portable, Packable Stove Creates A Smokeless Campfire Thanks To Its Award-Winning Technology, Giving You A Way To

Jakemalik: “I Did My Homework Right Away So I Didn’t Have To Wait Till The Last Minute Like You..”

Kirins-Forrest:‘hello Land Dog, I Am Water Dog.’

You're Stone Monolithic, Baby

Just-Shower-Thoughts: The Grass Is Always Greener On The Other Side, Because Your Line Of Sight Passes Through More (Green) Grass Before Hitting The (Not Green) Ground At A Shallow Angle Than A Steep Angle. So Looking At A Point In The Grass Far Away

Andie's Corner

Tsunamiwavesurfing: I Seen Someone On Here Say “Daddy Spank Me Like An Almost Empty Ketchup Bottle” And Since Then I Just Been Usin A Knife To Get The Sauce Out The Bottle

Sexpansion: Do You Ever Just Feel Stupid And Alone Because I Do :)

Shinobicyrus: Clearly I Am Really Slow On The Uptake, Because I Just Realized If You Look At The Buttons On Honey Lemon’s Purse:those Are The Abbreviations For Elements On The Periodic Table. Honey Doesn’t Just Go Into Battle, Push A Button, And

2Headedsnake: Monty Python’s Flying Circus

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