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Fictional quotes to remember
Fictional quotes to remember
I Don't Like Cool, I Like Beautiful
Theseabones: As The World Turns (By David Cartier, Sr.)
Vecherion: Oh Canada.
Mrs-Optimusprime1: I Couldn’t Sleep And For Once It Wasn’t Because Of Tumblr Lol, It Was Because Of My Restless Ass Dog, Pua. I Finally Took Her Downstairs To Go Out And I Decided To Sit Outside With Her As She Slowly Made Her Rounds Around The Yard.
Seewhich: Veil
Seewhich: Intoxicatingtouches: Going Through Your “Other” Message Folder On Facebook Is Fucking Wild. Ugggh… That Stupid Feature Gave Me Much Awkward. Some Dude At The Gas Station I Always Went To Asked Me Out Via Fb Message (Idk Why He Never
Lusty-Me: B-Positivespirit: Forest Spirit Love &Amp;Lt;3
Seewhich: Seewhich: Steps For Preparing For A Family Party 1.) Debate Every Outfit You Try On, Taking Care To Hide A Majority Of Your Tattoos. 2.) Call Yourself Fat And Badly Dressed While Questioning Your Lack Of Makeup In The Mirror To Desensitize.
Seewhich: I’m Hungry Like The Wolf If The Wolf Wants To Make A Pan Of Cheese Potatoes And Eat It In Its Entirety.
Seewhich: A Good Way To Start The Morning Is To Forget Your Onedrive Keeps Connecting To Your Webcam’s Camera Roll And Nearly Show Your Coworker And Boss Your Boobs.
Seewhich: Today Is My Birthday And All I Want To Do Is Nap. Is This What It Means To Be Old?
Fuck Im Drowning And Theres No One Willing To Save Me
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