assgod: can’t hang with str8 men because I’m too clumsy to be around things as fragile as their masculinity

assgod: can’t hang with str8 men because I’m too clumsy to be around things as fragile as their masculinity

Attention Digital Artists

Skellydun: Car Poetry.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: If I Instantly Love A Dog Because It’s Cute, It’s Totally Normal. But If I Do That With A Human I’m Shallow And Creepy.

Foreveralonekkk: Lubricates: Manda: Confirmance: Bullied: Spankmehardbarry: Omgs: Daddy Rips Dick Off And Throws It “Go Fetch :)” Me: Yes Daddy Of Course :33 Spits His Dick Out On His Shoes

Foreveralonekkk: Clestroying: Dulect: Suspend: Thindie: Um How Do I Get Skinny By Tomorrow

Childservices: Uncle-Tomfoolery: Thethotcollective: Blackplayboybunny: Lovealissuhh: Itskemi: Delete This! Lmaoooo I Hate Yall This Is About Me. A Pussy Me

Jlouhugh: Fvckthisreality: Actualpuppydelphine: Irrationalwitch: Bringmethehardon: Irrationalwitch: Sirius Gets A Baby Girl And Names Her Orange And He’s Just So Happy And Proud And He Tells Everyone He Meets Hey This Is Orange, She’s The New

423. During The Battle Of Hogwarts, The Head Of Nearly Headless Nick Finally Came Off. After School Restorations Were Completed, He Joined The Headless Hunt. Thus, Gryffindor Needed A New House Ghost. There Were Many Young Applicants, But The Title Was

I Wish I Werent Such A Fuck Up And I Could Fix This

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Deep-Sexts: Follow For Sexual Texts

Just-Shower-Thoughts: In The Near Future Thanks To Self-Driving Cars, “Drunk Driving” Will Mean Waking Up On The Side Of The Road Somewhere, Out Of Gas Because You Thought “Disneyland” Was A Good Destination At 3:00 Am.

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