justbadpuns: A hungry traveller stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens. A brother is frying chips. ‘Are you the friar?’ he asks. ‘No. I’m the chip monk,’ he replies..

justbadpuns: A hungry traveller stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens. A brother is frying chips. ‘Are you the friar?’ he asks. ‘No. I’m the chip monk,’ he replies..

Justbadpuns: You Know The Problem With Grapes These Days. People Just Aren’t Raisin Them Right..

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The-Undresser: What Movie Is This From??

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Deathbypun: I’m Sexually Attracted To Remotes, They Just Channel Something And Turn Me On.

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Soymllk: Why Shouldn’t You Do Maths On The Beach? Cos It’s A Sin To Tan!

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