fjordhulder: *has no plans* wow I’m wasting my youth away my life is a wasteland I wish I was like one of those busy people *has two things coming up in the same week* omg ok no I can’t handle the pressure of this wow my anxiety is off the charts

fjordhulder: has no plans wow I’m wasting my youth away my life is a wasteland I wish I was like one of those busy people has two things coming up in the same week omg ok no I can’t handle the pressure of this wow my anxiety is off the charts

Fagbitch2007: Phone Sex Is Alright I Guess But I Can Never Get My Whole Phone Up My Ass

Deathbypun: I’m Sexually Attracted To Remotes, They Just Channel Something And Turn Me On.

What Do You Call An Elephant That Doesn’t Matter?

Soymllk: Why Shouldn’t You Do Maths On The Beach? Cos It’s A Sin To Tan!

Secretlythequeenoficesolation: I Was Going To Tell A Sodium And Hydrogen Pun But Nah

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Stop Shaming Girls For Satisfying Their Sex Drive

Gaymoo: Me In 2011: Tumblr Is So Special And Everyone Here Is So Nice And This Is Truly My Home Me In 2015: Hell Site

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Carryonmy-Assbutt: Glittersquidgc: I Could Not See That Coming I Fucking Knew It

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Since Most Adults Fuck More Than One Person In Their Lifetime, It’s Like We’re All Involved In One Giant, Slow Paced Orgy.

Culturenlifestyle: Defy Gravity By Camping In The Air With Suspended Treehouse Tents And Hammocks Designed By Tentsile Tentsile Has Updated Their Tent Systems With A New Small Hammock For Three, Which Could Be Placed On A Multi-Tiered Treehouse. Among

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