6ood: My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

6ood: My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

Superficial-Witharottensoul: Today In Class We Watched A Video Of A Baby Being Born. It Was All Good Until The Teacher Hit Rewind And I Had To Watch The Baby Get Shoved Back In.

Childishthot: Every Time

If It Burns Smoke It

If It Burns Smoke It

Cakejam: Yeah But Can The Science Side Of Tumblr Explain This Aliens

Just-Shower-Thoughts: One Of The Lesser Known Advantages Of Owning A Cat Is That They Will Alert You If A Red Dot From A Sniper Rifle Appears On Your Body By Frantically Jumping On You.

Dumbfricker: Ihumpedyourcatthen: My Mouth Just Autocorrected? I Tried To Say Emotions But I Said “Emo Sausages???”

Mydogsnokes: Stealingyourpension: Mydogsnokes: Why Put Cookie Dough In The Oven When You Can Put It In Your Mouth Because I Don’t Want Salmonella…. Then Don’t Eat Salmon….

Sharingneedles: Thinking About All The Shitty People I’ve Opened Up To Makes Me Physically Sick It’s So Weird To Think There Are People Walking Around Who Don’t Deserve To Know Me Like They Do/Did I Want My Time Back

[Daydreams About Giving U Oral]

Mirkokosmos: By Rupam Rc

Just Curious

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