just-shower-thoughts: One of the lesser known advantages of owning a cat is that they will alert you if a red dot from a sniper rifle appears on your body by frantically jumping on you.

just-shower-thoughts: One of the lesser known advantages of owning a cat is that they will alert you if a red dot from a sniper rifle appears on your body by frantically jumping on you.

Dumbfricker: Ihumpedyourcatthen: My Mouth Just Autocorrected? I Tried To Say Emotions But I Said “Emo Sausages???”

Mydogsnokes: Stealingyourpension: Mydogsnokes: Why Put Cookie Dough In The Oven When You Can Put It In Your Mouth Because I Don’t Want Salmonella…. Then Don’t Eat Salmon….

Sharingneedles: Thinking About All The Shitty People I’ve Opened Up To Makes Me Physically Sick It’s So Weird To Think There Are People Walking Around Who Don’t Deserve To Know Me Like They Do/Did I Want My Time Back

[Daydreams About Giving U Oral]

Mirkokosmos: By Rupam Rc

Just Curious

If It Burns Smoke It

Nashaawest: Trebled-Negrita-Princess: Lexluna24: Un-Sheathed: Illbegotdamn: One Of These Things, Ain’t Like The Others ^^^! I Was Thinking The Same Thing!!! Wait What….. I Noticed That Shit Too…. White People Wanna Be Oppressed So Bad

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Exercise Is Tricking Your Body Into Thinking You Need More Muscles.

Kiki’s Galaxy

Laqx: I Don T Really Wanna Die I Just Want To Change Almost Everything About My Life

Paramorevampire1996: Omfg

bearsinbriefs beautiful_asses