fan-spocking-tastic: smythe-hummel:“I lived without out a computer and cell phone when I was your age.” yeah well YOUR parents lived without a microwave and the polio vaccine but I don’t see you giving that up breaking news: parents have seen

fan-spocking-tastic: smythe-hummel:“I lived without out a computer and cell phone when I was your age.” yeah well YOUR parents lived without a microwave and the polio vaccine but I don’t see you giving that up breaking news: parents have seen

Fruitsgarden: Just-Shower-Thoughts: What Do The People Who Stop The Microwave At 0:01 Do With All Their Spare Time? I Do Not Want To Be Beeped At!! It Is Loud And Obnoxious And I Will Not Take Orders From A Microwave!!

Turkeyfist: Youre Shitting Me

If It Burns Smoke It

Andreii-Tarkovsky: Pray For Mexico, But Please Specially Pray For The Indigenous Communities Affected By The Hurricane, Tonight Not Only The Hurricane Was Trending Topic In Twitter But Also The Hashtag #Adiosindigenasdecolima Which Translates To “Bye

Flylittlekoala: Ultrafacts: Ampy-Pony: Macwithac: Ultrafacts: For More Posts Like This, Follow Ultrafacts (Source) Lichtenstein Be Like “They’re Invading, But Whatever.” But How Do You “Accidentally” Invade A Country? On 5 December 1985,

Blackveilvendetta: Quillusquillus: Maosandchayhem: So I Drive By This House Every Day On My Way To Work And It Is Definitely The Skeleton War Hq Photo Source: [X] This Is A Fucking Masterpiece Saturday Night Femur Pun Capital

Maryjanewatson: On The Way To The Caf We Saw These Signs In Windows Facing Each Other And We All Just Completely Lost It

Photosynthelys: Do You Ever Just Want Someone To Come Over And Sit On The Floor With You For A Few Hours

Theinturnetexplorer: Well That Neighbor Feud Took An Amusing Turn.

Brownglucose: Geekscoutcookies: Nvbianprincess: Teenagevictorysong: This Is Exactly What You Think It Is I Needed This. Put This In The Moma Fuck It Up Jimmy Jr!!!

Pleasefireme: Please Fire Me. I’m 18, And I Work At A Pizza Place. We’re Open 24/7, And I Take The Night Shifts. I Just Got Out Of High School. While I Was There, Cleaning The Counters A Very Obese Woman Came Up To Me. (I’m A Female) And Goes.

Pleasefireme: Please Fire Me. I Work At An Ice Cream Parlor, That Doesn’t Close…Ever. I Work Third Shift And Most Of The Time I’m Restocking And Cleaning Up After The Shifts Who Don’t Want To Do It Themselves Because They Are Usually On Their

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