pleasefireme: Please fire me. I work at an ice cream parlor, that doesn’t close…ever. I work third shift and most of the time I’m restocking and cleaning up after the shifts who don’t want to do it themselves because they are usually on their

pleasefireme: Please fire me. I work at an ice cream parlor, that doesn’t close…ever. I work third shift and most of the time I’m restocking and cleaning up after the shifts who don’t want to do it themselves because they are usually on their

Pleasefireme: Please Fire Me. One Of My Campers In Our Theater Camp Said She Wanted Less Than 10 Lines Because She’s Only 7. The Part She Got Cast In Gave Her 5 Lines. “That’s Not Enough Lines!” The Tantrum Lasted From 12:30 To 2:45. So The

Pleasefireme: Please Fire Me. I Work At Starbucks And Today A Lady Cussed Me Out For A Straight Minute While There Was A Huge Line Behind Her Saying That “We Need To Be Better Prepared” Because We Don’t Have Fat Free Half And Half. Fat Free Half

Pleasefireme: Please Fire Me. I Teach Children To Swim At A Local Health Club, And It’s Not The Children That Are The Problem, It’s Their Parents. Honestly, I Have 3-10 Kids At A Time To Take Care Of Depending On The Class. I Do Not Have Time To

Pleasefireme: Please Fire Me. I Am Stuck Working At A Summer Camp Every Damn Year Because I’m Not Qualified For Anything Else That Will Give Me Free Housing And Food. There Are So Many Stories To Tell. Mostly About Terrible Parents… Where To Begin…Often

Pleasefireme: Please Fire Me. I Started To Make A Pizza For A Customer Who Ended Up Cancelling His Order, But Saved The Blank Pie I’d Just Made In Case Someone Ordered In The Next Few Minutes (They Aren’t Good For Long). An Hour And A Half Later,

Pleasefireme: Please Fire Me. A Lady Came In Screaming And Ranting How We Wrote An Obscene Insult On Her Sandwich. Turns Out She Ordered A Blt With Cheese. We Wrote Blt +Ch On It. It Took Me And A Manager 15 Minutes Just To Calm Her Down Enough To

Pleasefireme: Please Fire Me. One Of The Moms I Babysit For Thinks It’s Ok To Pay Me $10 For Watching Her 2 Children Regardless Of If I’ve Had Them 1, 6, Or 72 Hours. Seriously. I Watched Them Over The Entire Weekend In My Home While She Went On

Pleasefireme: Please Fire Me. I Work In A Small Town Funeral Home. Occasionally I Get Called Out In The Middle Of The Night To Assist The Coroner With Difficult Situations. Got Called To The Local Adult Theater Recently. This Particular Establishment

Pleasefireme: Please Fire Me. I Had A Man Come In With A Pair Of Shoes To Return. He Was Complaining That They Had Torn And When I Opened The Box, They Looked To Be At Least 6 Months Old: Worn, Cracked And Caked In Mud And Who Knows What Else. We Have

Pleasefireme: Please Fire Me. I Work In A Pizza Place And Recently We’ve Gotten A Waterbug Infestation. My Boss Promised Four Times He’d Call In An Exterminator And Never Has, Now When We Mention It He Just Gets Defensive And Shakes His Head Like

Pleasefireme: Please Fire Me. My Coworkers Are Always Asking Me If Guys They Think Are Cute Are Gay. If They Are Having A Hard Time With Their Boyfriends/Can’t Get A Date, They Ask Me If I Can Give Them A Pass To Be A Lesbian For A While. I’m Out

Pleasefireme: Please Fire Me. I Work In A Commercial Bakery And Last Week A Lady Placed An Order For Cupcakes. Today She Came In Today To Pick Them Up. She Was Happy With Them And Everything Was Fine Until She Walked Away And They Got Jostled In The

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