pleasefireme: Please fire me. One of the moms I babysit for thinks it’s ok to pay me $10 for watching her 2 children regardless of if I’ve had them 1, 6, or 72 hours. Seriously. I watched them over the entire weekend in my home while she went on

pleasefireme: Please fire me. One of the moms I babysit for thinks it’s ok to pay me $10 for watching her 2 children regardless of if I’ve had them 1, 6, or 72 hours. Seriously. I watched them over the entire weekend in my home while she went on

Pleasefireme: Please Fire Me. I Work In A Small Town Funeral Home. Occasionally I Get Called Out In The Middle Of The Night To Assist The Coroner With Difficult Situations. Got Called To The Local Adult Theater Recently. This Particular Establishment

Pleasefireme: Please Fire Me. I Had A Man Come In With A Pair Of Shoes To Return. He Was Complaining That They Had Torn And When I Opened The Box, They Looked To Be At Least 6 Months Old: Worn, Cracked And Caked In Mud And Who Knows What Else. We Have

Pleasefireme: Please Fire Me. I Work In A Pizza Place And Recently We’ve Gotten A Waterbug Infestation. My Boss Promised Four Times He’d Call In An Exterminator And Never Has, Now When We Mention It He Just Gets Defensive And Shakes His Head Like

Pleasefireme: Please Fire Me. My Coworkers Are Always Asking Me If Guys They Think Are Cute Are Gay. If They Are Having A Hard Time With Their Boyfriends/Can’t Get A Date, They Ask Me If I Can Give Them A Pass To Be A Lesbian For A While. I’m Out

Pleasefireme: Please Fire Me. I Work In A Commercial Bakery And Last Week A Lady Placed An Order For Cupcakes. Today She Came In Today To Pick Them Up. She Was Happy With Them And Everything Was Fine Until She Walked Away And They Got Jostled In The

Pleasefireme: Please Fire Me. I Work At A Video Store And Yesterday A Man Asked Me If I Could See If We Had A Movie In, Only When I Asked Him What Movie He Wanted, He Replied “That One With The Bugs!”I Get Dumb, Vague Descriptions Like This Quite

Pleasefireme: Please Fire Me. I Often Get Odd Questions As A Banquet Server, So It Was No Surprise When Someone Complained About The Color Of Their Chicken Marsala, Thinking It Was Not Properly Cooked. I Explained That Their Chicken Was Properly Cooked

Pleasefireme: Please Fire Me. I Work At A Pet Store. We Have A 30 Day Guarantee On Freshwater Fish. At Least Once A Week, Someone Brings Me A Dead Plecostamus (Algae Eater). I Refund Them/Exchange The Fish, But I Have To Find Out What Happened First.

Pleasefireme: Please Fire Me. My Boss Yelled At Me For “Showing Religious Affiliations In The Workplace.” She Did Not Say Anything To My Coworker Who Was Wearing A Cross, Had Cross Earrings And A Cross Tattooed On Her Arm. I Wore A Pentacle.

Pleasefireme: Please Fire Me. Today I Brought In A Ham Sandwich (I Work In A Hospital As A Receptionist) And A Man Came Up To Me Saying (Exact Quote) “Hey Lady, Could You Not Eat That Disgusting Peace Of Cr#P In Here, My Kid Doesn’t Like Pork.”

Pleasefireme: Please Fire Me. I Work For A Military Base Where All Of The Work Is Supporting The War Fighter. My Crew Called Me Into A Meeting To Tell Me I Work Too Fast And Too Hard For A Slow Paced Night Shift And I Am Making Them Work Too Hard To

Pleasefireme: Please Fire Me. I Am A Veterinary Technician. I Lifted A Very Loud, Very Happy, Small Dog Onto The Exam Table For The Doctor. I Was Keeping The Dog Still By Holding His Collar, The Dog Got Very Quiet And Nervous On The Table. “Are You

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