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Taint3Ed: She Always Gets Got Lmao

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Ideas-From-Dreams: Had A Supernatural Dream, That I Got The Two Brothers Really Interested In Me. Then It Turned Into Something With Another Really Good Looking Guy And I Was Half Vampire, Inviting Me To A Party. Strange.

Determination-From-Undertale: Alphys Says: * It’s Kind Of Nice Having People Telling You That They Know You Can Do Better But, It Is Also Really Stressful.* You Can’t Be Perfect All Of The Time. * Sometimes You Just Need To Hear That You Are Already

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