saintpatrickstar: “can I see your ID?”*chews it up and refuses to let you take it back*

saintpatrickstar: “can I see your ID?”chews it up and refuses to let you take it back

Onlyblackgirl: Mainmanblackdynamite: 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 The Whole Concept Of “Modesty” Came From European Christianity

Cleromancy: A Cat: Touches Me With Its Small Hand Me: Eyes Tearing Up Thank You

Katiesalsa: Omg Neopets

Rrueplumet: Why Are 90% Of Urls Attached To Popular Text Posts Deactivated? Is Someone Picking Them Off, Assassin Style, Or Have These Users Won Their Freedom From This Website, Gladiator Style

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Carmillastakesmyheart: Bonus

Intensional: When You’re Home Alone And You Hear A Noise

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Cummienism: Thinks Abt A Boy For .00001 Seconds Oh Mygod!!! Shut The Fuck Up Hoe!!! He Ain’t Thinking About You!!

Snorlaxatives: If Anyone Who Follows Me Wins The Powerball Just Remember That I’ve Always Been A Sweet And Kind Internet Presence In Your Life And If You Need Something To Do With All That Money I Will Be Over Here With Open Arms

Rabioheab: I’m Babysitting This 4 Year Old Kid Today And As His Dad Was Leaving He Said “Be Good Today” And The Kid Responded By Saying “Dad I Will Punch You In The Leg”

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