cheatcommandos: its 1:42 am and i just heard the unmistakeable sound of someone sprinting down the road wearing flip flops. good luck buddy

cheatcommandos: its 1:42 am and i just heard the unmistakeable sound of someone sprinting down the road wearing flip flops. good luck buddy

Blackberryshawty: Totalariana: When You Ask Your Mom For Money And She Ask Where Your Money At Me

Do I Have Your Attention?

Moritzfer: I Wonder If Anyone Ever Looks At Me While I’m Doing Something And Thinks I’m Pretty. Because I Do That All The Time To People.

Lalalalyndsey: Wolftyla: Stressed. — Lemon Balm Tea. Bloated. — Peppermint Tea. Slow Metabolism. — Green Tea. Nauseous. — Ginger Tea. Sleepless Nights. — Chamomile Tea. Common Cold. — Elderflower Tea.

Moritzfer: I Wonder If Anyone Ever Looks At Me While I’m Doing Something And Thinks I’m Pretty. Because I Do That All The Time To People.

Monobeartheater: Intrnetvibes: Jay Gatsby’s Car Was A Real Hit With The Ladies I Know Literally Nothing About Great Gatsby But I Know Tumblr And With That Knowledge I Am 500% Sure That Jay Gatsby Hits Some Motherfucker With His Car

#Plastics

Animal-Factbook: It’s Just A Prank Bro!

Unfauxgettable: Tragichues: Unfauxgettable: What Is The Name Of Those Egg Shaped Things That Are On Trees. With All Those Tab Things. The Only Word My Brain Is Supplying Is “Cucumber”. Are You Talking About Pinecones? Pinecones

Mrs. Mia Wallace

Thecommonchick: I Need A Friend That’ll Hype Me Up Just Like Damn Daniel’s Friend Does

Just-Shower-Thoughts: We’ve Come Full Circle. 20 Years Ago We Had Doritos That Tasted Like A Taco. Now We Have Tacos That Taste Like Doritos.

Humiliation HungryButts