ultarviolet: me to my therapist: yeah idk I’m pretty good! me to my tumblr followers: I was born with glass bones and paper skin. every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. at night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks

ultarviolet: me to my therapist: yeah idk I’m pretty good! me to my tumblr followers: I was born with glass bones and paper skin. every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. at night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks

Littlemissfrisbee: Frontier001: I Might Reblog This Every Day For The Next 51 Or So… For My Murrican Followers.

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Bae-Ssoon: Something That Terrifies Me About Music Is That You’re Constantly Competing. Even When You Don’t Have To Be, You’re Constantly Comparing Yourself To The Next Person, Making Yourself Feel Bad Because Maybe They’re Younger And Better

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Istalriblaka: Just-Shower-Thoughts: Removing A Headphone Jack Causes More Uproar Than A Phone That Literally Explodes Because The Headphone Jack Was An Active Choice To Exploit Their Customers And Applied To All Of Their Products Where As 37 Phones

Clearly-Misunderst0Od: Wake Up America

Badlydrawneverything: I Hope You Feel Better Soon

Yammidoodlez: Literally Every Single Game I Have Played So Far

Andie's Corner

A Hand Job Is Better Than No Job

Ryan-At-Pet-Salamander-Dot-Net: “Come On, Sweetie. Eat Your Barackolli”

Writing-Prompt-S: A Middle Aged Inventor Has Been Scraping By On The Mediocre Contraptions. He Creates A Device That Can Understand Newborn Baby’s. During Testing It Becomes Apparent That This Would Finally Make His Fortune, But He Is Torn As He Can

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