officialunitedstates: me riding a roomba around my house as my only form of transportation: what walls will we bump into today, my small robot friend?

officialunitedstates: me riding a roomba around my house as my only form of transportation: what walls will we bump into today, my small robot friend?

Stanseb: Caleb Mclaughlin, Millie Bobby Brown And Gaten Matarazzo Pose For The Glambot At The Emmys (September 18Th, 2016)

Mrskar: Me: I Should Colour This Sketch Out??? It’s So Good?? I’m Really Improvingme @ Myself While Colouring It:

Why You Really Must Get Behind Hillary, Now

Writing-Prompt-S: A Genie Actually Grants Everyone’s 1,000,000Th Wish, But Nobody Has Figured This Out. Some Don’t Get To A Million; Other’s Waste Their Millionth. You Were Just Granted Your Very Strange Millionth Wish.

Today, I Fucked Up... By Attaching A Suction Cup Dildo To My Forehead

Poems-And-Words: Book Of The Day: I Am The Messenger By Markus Zusakget The Free Kindle Reading App

Kitfisto: Dreamt I Cut Up My Hand Into Tiny Pieces And Was Meant To Eat It

Allie 25 Pronouns 👍

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A Hand Job Is Better Than No Job

Berandomness

Jewmingle: This Is So Fucking Funny

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