surprisebitch: friends, students, everybody in the house: *coughing, sneezing, getting sick* me: *takes 2 vitamin C tablets a day*

surprisebitch: friends, students, everybody in the house: coughing, sneezing, getting sick me: takes 2 vitamin C tablets a day

Severalbadpunslater: Whoreoscopes: Doomf: That’s A Cute Foot Fetish You Got There, Would You Mind Keeping It 25796323689432 Feet Away From Me? 25796323689432 Feet You Say? This Is Literally My Favorite Post On Tumblr

Drawingpenguin: I Couldn’t Get A Proper Translation To What You Sent Me, Anon, Sorry…But Nevertheless It’s Funny Bc Jamison Doesn’t Speak A Lick Of Spanish Xd;

Naturepunk: The Oregon Zoo Has A History Of Feeding Their Predators Raw Carcasses, Which Is Pretty Awesome - And Unique For American Zoos. Others Who Have Tried This Method Of Feeding Have Received So Much Backlash From Visitors, Who Seem To Think That

Anfortas: Shut The Fuck Up, Ocelot

Kitfisto: I’m Simple I Have Simple Desires. A Girlfriend And Mutuals. Is It Too Much To Ask?

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Kitfisto: Who Should I Follow Tell Me Who To Follow I Can’t Decide Follow Dat Ass

Memelovingbot: Im In Ur Paul Blart Snailin Ur Bears

Thatsonofamitch: Floating-Head: What The Fuck Is Wrong With You People

Fitzsimmonsies: Yeah, Well, Where Does He Wanna Go? Where Does Jonathan Want To Go To College?

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