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realisenothing: if at first you don’t succeed lie lie and lie again
Realisenothing: If You Suspect Someone Is Lying Never Accuse Them Of It Directly, Believe Them, And Then Find A Discrepancy Now, You Make Up An Explanation For Why The Discrepancy Occurred. Choose The Reason So That The Events Favour You. Now The Liar
Realisenothing: My Parents Think I’m Terrible At Lying Which Is Great Because It Makes It So Much Easier To Do It, And I Do It All The Time Just…It’s So Hard To Not Boast About How Great I Am At Lying Whenever They Wheel Out The “You’re Transparent
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Realisenothing: If I Was Independently Wealthy I Would Be A Vampire, I Would Buy Strange Clothes And Invite Young Women Back To My Huge House To Prey On Them
Realisenothing: Rich People May As Well Be Vampires
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Realisenothing: Vampires Are Real
Serpentmythos: Sixpenceee: Vantablack Is The Darkest Material Ever Made. It Absorbs 99.965% Of Light. Here’s My Previous Post On It. Holy Shit, Somebody Made The Void.
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Katherinepinkpastel:you Can’t Stop Me
Ben-Yatta: Hotboyproblems: Does It Scare You That In Less Than 3 Months It’ll Be 2014 Oh Fuck. Oh Shit Boys
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