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Sparrf: I Keep Thinking About That Tribe Of Baboons Where All The Alpha Males Died From Eating Poison Garbage And Then The Baby Boy Monkeys Were Taken Care Of By The Lady Monkeys And Never Got Socialized To Be Aggressive So They All Just Live Peacefully

A Hand Job Is Better Than No Job

You Were The Sunshine Of My Lifetime

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A Hand Job Is Better Than No Job

Quidditchchick: When The Cops Tell You They Found Your Son’s Body But You Were Just Talking To Him Through The Lights

Clientsfromhell: My Client, A Scientist, Needed A Poster Of Her New Web Application To Be Presented At A Conference. She Returned From Vacation 4 Days Before The Conference And I Went On Vacation 3 Days Before, So I Made Sure To Get Her Final Approval

Leggomyahole: Livinglegend: Britney Spears Being FoRced To Promote Fellow Rca Artists Britney’s Face In The 2Nd Gif Reminds Me Of This

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