moscowdiscow: my friends stopped playing cards against humanity with me after the time i got the card that said “the bowflex revolution” and started laughing so hard i threw up

moscowdiscow: my friends stopped playing cards against humanity with me after the time i got the card that said “the bowflex revolution” and started laughing so hard i threw up

Moscowdiscow: In Highschool One Of My Friends Was Known To Be Hung Like A Horse So Every Time Hed Come Sit With Us Wed Say “Whats Up Tripod” And Hed Be Like “Guys Shut Up”

Moscowdiscow: Nichaelforyou: Big-Boss-Official: We Were Funnier In 2010 Than We Are Now How Is This 2010 If Thats An Iphone 6 Stoners Knew

Moscowdiscow: Today I Walked Back Into Work After Running A Delivery Yelled “What’s Poppin Jimbo” While My Only Coworker Was On The Phone And A Customer Looked Me Dead In The Eyes And I Felt Nothing And Starting Dancing

Moscowdiscow: If Your Man Touches His Own Dick To Take A Piss He’s Micro Cheating

Moscowdiscow: I Fucked Up This Jojo Pose Photo And Accidentally Let My Hand Creep Into The Frame But In Retrospect The Perspective Trickery Is Off The Hook

Moscowdiscow: 1St Person I Fell In Love With Went To High School With Me. 2Nd Person Lived Across The Country. 3Rd Person On The Other Side Of The Entire World. 4Th Person? Wyd Martians

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