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Starwhatnow: Let Him Create The Death Star And Have Credit For It Until It’s Fully Operational™ Then Swoop In And Take Over #Wastehistime2016

Tripropellant:i Cannot Stop Thinking About The Noise His Head Makes When He Goes Back Under The Table

Misstransatlantic:“When I Started My Musical Career, I Was A Maid,” She Told The Audience. “I Used To Clean Houses. My Parents, My Mother Was A Proud Janitor. My Stepfather, Who Raised Me Like His Very Own, Worked At The Post Office And My Father

Hplyrikz: Have You Ever Sacrificed So Much For One Person? Just To See Them Happy Even If You’re Hurting On The Inside? Then They Just Leave Like Nothing Happened, Like All Those Years You Spent Together Meant Nothing At All.. If You Feel The Same

Modestmgmtofficials: Me In 2017: Incredibly Rich And Successful Bc 1D Was Not There To Distract Me Secretary: Ma'am… 1D Is Back Me: Abruptly Stops Spinning In My Leather Chair Cancel All My Meetings

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Killbenedictcumberbatch: Murdererbirb: Please God Let At Least 1 Person Get This Joke The Post Was Already Trash But That Comment Obliterated It Even More

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Eearth: The Real Glo Up Is When You Stop Waiting To Turn Into Some Perfect Hypothetical Version Of Yourself And Consciously Enjoy Being Who You Are In The Present Moment.

Gabrieldreyfuss:wow, He Has A Good Point About Phones.

Kitfisto: I Dreamt I Made A Really Funny Tumblr Post If Only I Could Remember It. Also Dreamt That Liam Neesons Name Was Qian Zeeson And I Woke Up And Was Like Man That’s Hilarious And Wrote It In My Notes So I Wouldn’t Forget Then I Went Back To

Killbenedictcumberbatch: Meatsleep: Beyoncesdivorcelawyer: Laurierrose: If Your Feminism Doesn’t Prioritize Me Freebleeding And Trespassing On Private Property To Plant Rare And Precious Seeds In Neglected Earth While Humming In Unison With The Crescent

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