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starwhatnow: Let him create the Death Star and have credit for it until it’s Fully Operational™ then swoop in and Take Over #wastehistime2016

starwhatnow: Let him create the Death Star and have credit for it until it’s Fully Operational™ then swoop in and Take Over #wastehistime2016

starwhatnow: Let him create the Death Star and have credit for it until it’s Fully

starwhatnow: Let him create the Death Star and have credit for it until it’s Fully

starwhatnow: Let him create the Death Star and have credit for it until it’s Fully

starwhatnow: Let him create the Death Star and have credit for it until it’s Fully

starwhatnow: Let him create the Death Star and have credit for it until it’s Fully

starwhatnow: Let him create the Death Star and have credit for it until it’s Fully

starwhatnow: Let him create the Death Star and have credit for it until it’s Fully

starwhatnow: Let him create the Death Star and have credit for it until it’s Fully

starwhatnow: Let him create the Death Star and have credit for it until it’s Fully

starwhatnow: Let him create the Death Star and have credit for it until it’s Fully

starwhatnow: Let him create the Death Star and have credit for it until it’s Fully

starwhatnow: Let him create the Death Star and have credit for it until it’s Fully

Tripropellant:i Cannot Stop Thinking About The Noise His Head Makes When He Goes Back Under The Table

Tripropellant:i Cannot Stop Thinking About The Noise His Head Makes When He Goes

Misstransatlantic:“When I Started My Musical Career, I Was A Maid,” She Told The Audience. “I Used To Clean Houses. My Parents, My Mother Was A Proud Janitor. My Stepfather, Who Raised Me Like His Very Own, Worked At The Post Office And My Father

Misstransatlantic:“When I Started My Musical Career, I Was A Maid,” She Told

Hplyrikz: Have You Ever Sacrificed So Much For One Person? Just To See Them Happy Even If You’re Hurting On The Inside? Then They Just Leave Like Nothing Happened, Like All Those Years You Spent Together Meant Nothing At All.. If You Feel The Same

Hplyrikz:  Have You Ever Sacrificed So Much For One Person? Just To See Them Happy

Modestmgmtofficials: Me In 2017: *Incredibly Rich And Successful Bc 1D Was Not There To Distract Me* Secretary: Ma'am… 1D Is Back Me: *Abruptly Stops Spinning In My Leather Chair* Cancel All My Meetings

Modestmgmtofficials: Me In 2017: *Incredibly Rich And Successful Bc 1D Was Not There

Allie 25 Pronouns 👍

Allie 25 Pronouns 👍

Killbenedictcumberbatch: Murdererbirb: Please God Let At Least 1 Person Get This Joke The Post Was Already Trash But That Comment Obliterated It Even More

Killbenedictcumberbatch:  Murdererbirb:  Please God Let At Least 1 Person Get This

Mrs. Mia Wallace

Mrs. Mia Wallace

Eearth: The Real Glo Up Is When You Stop Waiting To Turn Into Some Perfect Hypothetical Version Of Yourself And Consciously Enjoy Being Who You Are In The Present Moment.

Eearth: The Real Glo Up Is When You Stop Waiting To Turn Into Some Perfect Hypothetical

Gabrieldreyfuss:wow, He Has A Good Point About Phones.

Gabrieldreyfuss:wow, He Has A Good Point About Phones.

Kitfisto: I Dreamt I Made A Really Funny Tumblr Post If Only I Could Remember It. Also Dreamt That Liam Neesons Name Was Qian Zeeson And I Woke Up And Was Like Man That’s Hilarious And Wrote It In My Notes So I Wouldn’t Forget Then I Went Back To

Kitfisto:  I Dreamt I Made A Really Funny Tumblr Post If Only I Could Remember It.

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Killbenedictcumberbatch:  Meatsleep: Beyoncesdivorcelawyer:  Laurierrose: If Your

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Tastefullyoffensive:iconic. (Via Hunterschwarz)

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