Roachpatrol: Jumpingjacktrash: Sauntervaguelydownward: Showerthoughtsofficial: When Medication Says “Do Not Operate Heavy Machinery” They’re Probably Mainly Referring To Cars, But My Mind Always Goes To Forklift. It Has Honestly Never Occurred
shamblingshitpickle: snowmanfever: jean-grantaire: I had a dream about bakeoff except they were all cooking increasingly weird stuff until they got to the last guy and Paul asked ‘what are you serving’ and his response was just ‘these hands’
