reallymakesuthink: just realized that when/if i get a dog id probably be the kind of nerd freak that would name it like…ptolemy…or goete…or…gottfried…and then would get embarrassed when anyone at the park asks what its name is

reallymakesuthink: just realized that when/if i get a dog id probably be the kind of nerd freak that would name it like…ptolemy…or goete…or…gottfried…and then would get embarrassed when anyone at the park asks what its name is

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