justbadpuns: I used to work as a high school ceramics teacher, but I got too close to the kiln and I was fired.

justbadpuns: I used to work as a high school ceramics teacher, but I got too close to the kiln and I was fired.

Mrs. Mia Wallace

Pipistrellus: My Favorite Part In Attack Of The Clones Is When Obi-Wan Just Fucks Off To Play Space Nancy Drew On Clone Rain Planet With The Alarming Giraffe-Necked Aliens And Swans In Like “Hello It’s Me, The Jedi Who Definitely… … Was Here

Peachesarethebestfruit: Me: Thinks Abt C*Ddling For 2 Minutes Me @ Myself: Shut The Hell Up U Aren’t In A John Green Novel. Grow Up And Move On.

Babylonian: Babylonian: I’m Turning On Anon For The Next Hour… Here We Go This Was A Mistake

Charlesoberonn: “Describe Your Music Taste”

Netflixandkoolaid: Squidward Hit That Dab 😂

Caskett-Lover-27-11: Whoa! (X)

Birdfriender: I Honestly Cant Get Over The Fact That I Went Into An Ai Exam Written By An Ai Researcher And Wrote An Essay Concluding “Ai Is Bad And We Shouldnt Research It” And Came Out With 85%

Aisforarthur: Arthur Dodges The Draft

Kesandor: Being Attracted To Men Is An Endless Cycle Of “Wow He’s Good Looking” And Watching That Man Do The Absolute Most To Show You He’s Hideous On The Inside.

Sergeantbabylegs: Psa: Right Now, At This Very Moment, My Flatmate Is Inserting Her Tail Butt Plug In Her Asshole

Weavemama:just Your Casual Sketches Of Everyday Fascism

dillion_harper dimples_of_venus