showerthoughtsofficial: The most dangerous game is resting your eyes after you turned off the alarm clock in the morning

showerthoughtsofficial: The most dangerous game is resting your eyes after you turned off the alarm clock in the morning

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Turing-Tested: Im So Fucking Distraught Someone Came Into My Wendys And Asked They Could Use Their Own Cup And I Said Yes And He Filled A Ziplock Bag Full Of Coke! I Hate Working Fast Food!!! What The Fuck!!

Iguanamouth:

Well, Shit

Awake And Breaking The Dream,

Surprisebitch: Judeoceltische: Sugarcubesaresexy: Charlesoberonn: Lanactrlaltdelrey: So My Mom Needed A Dress For A Wedding So She Went To Neiman Marcus And Tried This On And Sneaked Some Pictures Then She Showed Them To My Grandmother And With Almost

Shantpat: Meatyogre: Homophobic: Arvoze: I Took A Pic Of Me Watching The Pickle Rick Episode To Piss People Off But Like Somehow I Managed To Take The Pic So That The Frame On The Tv Was…. A Different Frame To The Reflection On The Desk? Cursed Image

Im Deleting And Leaving Tungl For Good

Chloe-Glow: This Happened To Me In Mystery Heroes And I’ve Been Laughing About It Ever Since…He Actually Did 20 And Everything

Deebott: Kanyeshrugtae: Hugsandgoddamns: Y0Ungdipkilla: When You Witness Your Mans Js Getting Stepped On Art Get Out I Can’t Fucking Breathe

Fuckheadwitha: This Best Thing About This Is The Meme Format Conditions You To Expect A Follow Up Statement And It’s Absence Contributes To A Sense Of Stillness, Simulating The Experience Of Just Sitting In Your Truck

Gallusrostromegalus: Nyquil Fucks Me Up Every Time I Take It And Furthermore, Has The Audacity To Make Me Forget What Fucking Happens Every Single Time. Since Taking It At About Midnight Last Night, My Day: Woke Up At 4-6 Am And Apparently Did The Dishes

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